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Hmmm… haven’t joined the BlogDumps Top Sites Tuesday in a long while! Guess I just haven’t had many deep thoughts lately, so, I thought I’d get really shallow this week!

Shallow Thought #1: When two society ladies air kiss or cheek kiss, how do they know which side to zoom in on?

I mean, is this somehow taught during etiquette lessons or something? Just imagine it, it’s a casual thing of greeting, you lean in, pucker up – I mean, what happens when you both aim for the same side and your lips end up where they’re not supposed to be? Do you size each other up, decide hmmm…. she’s a leftie… what?

Yeah, in my free time, I agonize over this 😉

Anyway, I was just curious how the rest of you Top Sites Tuesday participants figure this out 🙂

Shallow Thought #2: How many people suck in their stomachs when out in public?

There’s this movie with Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate (The Sweetest Thing) where in the end credits, the ladies goof around and show off their tummy. They made a big deal about how it’s a Hollywood trick to just suck it in to have that extra-extra concave tummies for the camera. And I’ve actually done it myself, when I’m kinda feeling bloated, and I’m not wearing those (very) uncomfortable control top underthings.

Just suck it in, hold your breath and hope your crush gets out of sight before you lose consciousness from oxygen deprivation! LOL

So anyway, these are my dumb thoughts for this week, thanks for reading 🙂

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